Marrying a white person seems terrifying tbh . Hiking ? Skiing ?!?!???? Camping ?!??????? MILD SALSA ?!???????????!!!!!!!!!!! COUNTRY CLUB ?!?!?????????????????!!!


i might be fake but at least i never turned on gabriella to impress my basketball team : /


i literally just thought to myself “wow halloween is almost over” but then i remembered that the entire month of october isnt halloween and halloween is actually only one day and hasnt even started yet


this is how Parks and Recreation explained Chris Pratt’s weight loss for Guardians of the Galaxy 


the rich white boy is 100% scarier than the clown like honestly I’m not even making a white boy joke like this character is scaring me more than the damn clown

All of Leslie’s compliments to Ann


i love car rides so much that i actually get disappointed when we reach our destination

for all the air that’s in your lungs
for all the joy that is to come
for all the things that you’re alive to feel
just let the pain remind you hearts can heal

the potential of boys is so magical but the reality is so depressing



another day wasted not hugging josh dun